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• Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra®?
  A man took twelve pills and his wife died.
  
  
• ...Then there was the man who got his Viagra® tablet stuck in his throat and suffered from a stiff neck…
  
  
• We received the report today that it is no longer necessary to stake tomatoes. Just dissolve a Viagra® tablet in the water and they stand up straight and tall.
  
  
• A man at a nursing home took Viagra® and went to the lunch room, where the residents were playing Bingo. To get their attention he yelled out, "SUPER SEX!, Super Sex!" The ladies yelled back: "I want the SOUP!", "Soup, Please." "Oh, I'd love some soup!"
  
  
• Bread with Viagra® as an added ingredient is being marketed through a Boston bakery under the name "Pepperidge Firm."
  
  
• Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you're up all night.
  Lady In pharmacy: A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked, “Do you have Viagra®?” “Yes,” he answered. “Can you get it over the counter?” she asked. “I can if I take two,” he replied.
  
  
• It was recently reported in the newspaper that a 13 year old boy took an overdose of Viagra® pills and had to be rushed to this hospital. He had 3rd degree burns on his hand.

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